We're in week 15.

I'm waiting for the wife to pop.  It hasn't happened.  She feels fat, but she hardly looks pregnant.  I keep announcing it.

"Wouldn't you like to sit...  since you're pregnant?"

No one believes it.  She's still this petite little thing.

I've heard around 16 weeks she'll just pop.  She'll suddenly have this big baby belly. 

I'm waiting.